After reading the Twilight Saga for almost one and a half months now - and still going, I can basically summarize the entire four-book series in 75 words:
A girl named Bella Swan falls in love with a vampire called Edward Cullen who, after a freak paper cut, dumps Bella leaving her in the arms of best friend/admirer Jacob Black (who turns out to be a werewolf) but Edward later returns and marries Bella who later gave birth to a bloodsucking baby girl, leaving Jacob all broken-hearted until he decides to marry the baby and they all live happily ever after.
There you go. Isn’t this the easier - and definitely the cheaper - way to read Twilight? No need thank me, but if you insist, you can donate to the ‘Help Nicholas Buy Breaking Dawn Fund’. Any amount is welcome :)
PS: The summary is actually 76 words. If you were counting word-by-word, you really need to get a life!
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